the ultimate fantasy:

We are PUMPED to offer the ONLY all-wood, foldable glory hole on the market...

• Custom-designed and built to fit your space and needs PERFECTLY
• Held in place using 3 heavy-duty tension rods - NO drilling into your walls
• Made with 3/8" solid plywood
• Sealed & sanded with a clear, matte Poly finish - 2 coats
• Elongated hole - for ALL the cocks and ass
• IT FOLDS!!! The PortaWoody picture folds down to 36" x 30" x 2" thick. 
• Canvas carrying case for your WOODY? Ask us to make you one.​​
• ​2-week turnaround time upon order placement
• Pricing starts at $799. Totally-discreet shipping within the 48 states included

Want it? Contact us with your wants and measurements, and we'll reply with a quote and payment instructions.