PortaGlory - the portable, affordable glory hole
  • The PortaGlory
  • PortaGlory Store
    • ORIGINAL PortaGlory
    • PortaGlory MAGNUM
    • PortaGlory SLIM
    • Cleaning Kit
    • Carrying Case
    • Knee Pads
  • THE PORTAWOODY
  • CUSTOM WORK
  • CUM RAG ZINES
Congratulations - you've found us! 

We are the proud designers and manufacturers of the ORIGINAL PortaGlory portable glory hole and the PortaWoody foldable wood glory hole. With 5 years in the biz, we make each PortaGlory to order in North Carolina using the highest-quality materials for the discerning glory hole enthusiast.

And our specialty? CUSTOMS!  We love hearing about your dream glory hole setup and then making your dream come true. 

So ditch the hole-in-the-shower curtain, and fuck the cheap knock-offs. Your guests will know you mean business when they stick their dick in a PortaGlory.
This is the PortaGlory.club logo. Your source for the portable, affordable glory hole!
PortaGlory portable glory hole. Easily installs in any doorway

they get it...

"What I love about my PortaGlory is that it pops up in a doorway so fast that I can be ready for dick in under 20 seconds and set it for guys of any height.  And I get to take it with me when I travel!!!"   J from FLL
"As someone who leans a bit more bottom, it gives me complete control over the top.  The Portaglory allows me to start-stop-edge, getting my guy close and then backing off, as I tease his load and build-up the precum lick after lick.  I know it’s easy to clean, but I try not to waste a drop."   ​​P from NYC
"I never thought of myself as a glory hole guy… until a fuck buddy invited me over to use his new toy. It was a PortaGlory, and it was fucking hot! Now I have my own and feel more comfortable hosting at my place. I’ve had three guys over so far and LOVED IT!!"
D from ATL

YOU ASKED FOR IT STUDS...

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The foldable wood glory hole.
DETAILS

the goods

The PortaGlory glory hole easily adjusts to fit any doorway using heavy-duty tension rods.

EASY UP... EASY DOWN

It only takes a minute... just adjust the two heavy-duty tension rods to fit your opening and hang to the height that works for you. No permanent hardware or tools needed.
PortaGlory Adjustable Glory Hole

SERIOUSLY-STRONG RODS

 These spring-loaded tension rods are strong AF - steel construction, with lock-in-place adjustment tabs. Designed to STAY IN PLACE!
The PortaGlory glory hole rolls up into slim, easy to carry roll.

FULLY PORTABLE

The PortaGlory rolls up to a compact tube, weighs about 3 lbs, and comes with a sturdy, DISCREET, canvas zip-up CARRYING CASE. Sling it over your shoulder and GO!
The PortaGlory glory hole is waterproof and easy to clean.

DURABLE AF

The PortaGlory ‘wall panel’ is made of heavy-duty, coated, cum-proof nylon canvas, making it easy to clean. The panel and hole have sewn-in fabric edge -banding to prevent wear and fraying.
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SOOOO MANY OPTIONS...

SIZE MATTERS:

The PortaGlory ORIGINAL portable glory hole easily installs in any opening. Hotel fun anyone?

the 'original' portaglory

Sized for common doorways and hallways.
Fits openings 30"-36"wide
The PortaGlory SLIM portable glory hole fits in narrower openings.

portaglory 'slim'

For those 'cozier' pre-war doorways.
Fits openings 20"-30" wide


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portaglory 'MAGNUM'

For hotel and new-build doorways.
Fits openings 36"-42" wide


Check out this PortaGlory ORIGINAL portable glory hole, in Bathroom Stall Grey!

Pick your color:

​- darkroom black
- bathroom stall grey

Additional colors and patterns (panel fabric AND trim) available upon request.
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Pick your hole:

​- classic round

  SLURP! 5" Diameter

- elongated

 Tall studs. Short studs. Fits all.
​  4.25" x 10"
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Check out this PortaGlory ORIGINAL portable glory hole, in Bathroom Stall Grey!
Check out this PortaGlory ORIGINAL portable glory hole, in Bathroom Stall Grey!

WANT SLITS?

You've been asking for them...
You know what they're for...
Now you have the option to add a pair of perfectly-positioned arm slits in your panel. 
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Check out this PortaGlory ORIGINAL portable glory hole, in Bathroom Stall Grey!

HOW ABOUT ZIPPERS?

Let 'em in or keep 'em out...
​Take control - with zippered slits!
Shown here on 'Bathroom Stall Grey' panel fabric.
Sturdy, large resin zippers that aren't scratchy on the arms.

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YOUR CUSTOM portaglory FANTASY

Need a narrower wall panel? Wider? Taller?
​Want a bigger hole? Smaller? A second hole? 5 holes?
Want a different color? Camo print?

All PortaGlorys are made by hand, to spec.
Contact us with your wants, and we'll make it happen!

TOOLS OF THE TRADE

The PortaGlory carrying case accessory holds your personal glory hole in portable style!

CARRYING CASE - DELUXE   

Discreet, for the guy on the go. With some extra room for some of your other essentials (like your cleaning kit).
The PortaGlory Knee Pads accessory makes your glory hole time comfy.

KNEE PADS

For when you know you're gonna be down there for a while...
The PortaGlory Cleaning Kit accessory keeps your glory hole clean and sanitary!

CLEANING KIT

Spray, wipe and ready for round 2. Canvas bag filled with Panel cleaner, anti-bacterial spray and 2 cum rags. 
The PortaGlory Cleaning Kit accessory keeps your glory hole clean and sanitary!

THE XTRA 8

Extend the width of your PortaGlory by slipping this 8"-wide panel of opaque stretch fabric onto your rods.
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This is the PortaGlory.club logo. Put it up and Whip it out!

CONTACT

​TERMS OF USE & PRIVACY POLICY

​SHIPPING POLICY

​RETURN & EXCHANGE POLICY

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Contact: [email protected]
  • The PortaGlory
  • PortaGlory Store
    • ORIGINAL PortaGlory
    • PortaGlory MAGNUM
    • PortaGlory SLIM
    • Cleaning Kit
    • Carrying Case
    • Knee Pads
  • THE PORTAWOODY
  • CUSTOM WORK
  • CUM RAG ZINES